Celebrating Mrs Ethel Bryant's 100th Birthday!

For many years, Ethel was well-known for reciting Yorkshire monologues during concerts with the Woodlesford Ladies' choir and Rothwell's Jubilee choir. We hope you enjoy the treasure trove of her carefully written-out copies that we share here!

Tuesday 24 June 2014

The Friday Guest

By Lily Duncan-Birkhead

As ah look at t'meat in supermarket 
Laid in a glaring row o glass an chrome
Sight of it sets mi thinkin of another time, another world,
Wen I wer young, at home. 

Mr Binks called ivvery Friday 
He'd tap on t'door an bustle in
You could tell hi were a butcher
T'smell o fresh meat seemed to cling

There wer a cold look abaht him
- sort o purply-red -
An "now then" alus first words he said
T'table, in t'middle o't kitchen, wer square wi four fat legs
An on it t'meat plate were waitin, an a big white basin for t'eggs

Mr Binks would stand there clutching his apron
Mi Mam would stand clutching her purse
An they'd exchange a few words o wisdom baht weather 
An if it wer gerrin better or worse

Then id dip down into his apron 
Like a conjurer into an 'at
An pull aht a joint o sirloin saying
"It's a nice bit o beef is that".

Mi mam would eye it in steely silence
From ivvery angle his offerin she'd view
An even t'dog held his breath while we waited - 
Till she nodded an said "Aye, it'll do."

He'd relax an start liftin t'eggs aht,
Displayin em one bi one
As he counted em all in ter t'basin
Nobody spoke a word until he'd done

T'eggs were all fresh - just new laid 
That were med quite clear
Ther were still warm wi t'muck on 
An a feather stuck here an there

Then mi Mam would pay him an hav a grumble
He'd stuff t'money in is wallet an sigh
"Farmers are poor an ill done-to" he'd say
She'd give im an owd fashioned look, sniff, an say "Aye"

Mi Mam threatened to "get meat somewhere else"
For 20 years or more
But each week had a Friday in it
An Mr Binks would tap at our door

She'd reckon naught to supermarkets, if mi Mam were ere today
Wi t'meat in paper mâché dishes in a glaring row of glass an chrome
She's still av Mr Binks wi his apron, bringing t'eggs wi muck on
An a nice bit o sirloin on t'bone.



Photo from old & welsh (National Library of Wales on Flickr)  oldandwelsh.tumblr.com
This is John Thomas c.1885


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